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The texts below can be purchased by clicking the tab below the image, with the exception of A Call for Submission, which is no longer available.


A Dream of Stone (and other Ghost Stories) ed. Dire McCain and D M Mitchell (2011).



'Corrupted from Memory' is a postmodern retelling of Hamlet and can be found in A Dream of Stone (and other Ghost Stories) available via Paraphilia books through Lulu in the UK and Amazon in the US.



The Gimp
(2010) With an introduction by Lucius Rofocale.



‘With ‘The Gimp’ Nosnibor shakes a jizz-dripping penis over the work of Peter Sotos and raises two fingers coated in faecal matter over the writing of Sade... disturbed and intense writing.’ Dennis Cooper

‘Offensive, indecent and embarrassing... this filth should be banned immediately.’ Mary Whitehouse

'...arguably Nosnibor’s best.' Lucius Rofocale



From Destinations Set
(2010)

Tim and Anthony are very different people, leading very different lives, following different careers in different cities. Tim is a conformist: office job, moderately successful, and teetering on the brink of a premature midlife crisis. Anthony is a rebellious non-conformist: a writer who sneers at the hum-drum and derides ‘corporate sell-outs.’ But are they really so very different?



From Destinations Set
is currently available in hardback exclusively through the Clinicality Press website, and as a trade paperback from the usual outlets.


Clinical, Brutal... An Anthology of Writing With Guts
(2010)


Clinical, Brutal... An Anthology of Writing With Guts is edited by Christopher, and contains an introduction as well as two previously unpublished stories - 'Into the Earth' and 'Some Kind of Stranger III.' Out now on Clinicality Press.

 



A Reflection is the fourth and final instalment in the series of limited-edition pamphlets for 2009 and will be published on December 30th. A fragmentary, multi-voiced narratived interweaves fiction and autobiography in this exciting new prose piece. Pre-order your copy today!



Paperback pamphlet. 20 pages. Limited edition of 25 copies. Please use drop-down to select your location. Price inclused P&P. And free stuff.




Counting the Hours is the third of four limited-edition pamphlets to be published in 2009. Available from 30th September, Counting the Hours is an extended introspection, a reflection on life from the perspective of an agoraphobe struggling to comprehend and come to terms with his condition.



 Paperback pamphlet. 32 pages. Limited edition of 25 copies. Please use drop-down to select your location. Prices include P&P. And free stuff.





Before the Flood is the second of four pamphlets to be published through 2009. Available now.
 

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Lust for Death
is the first in a series of quarterly pamphlets available only via this web site in a limited edition of just 25 copies. To learn more about this, read the
press release.


 

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Issue One of The Toronto Quarterly features the short story 'All the Fun' alongside fiction, poetry and photography by stellar writers including Hollace Metzger.
 
Paperback £8.44, or free download, both available here.
 
 
Postmodern Fragments: Writings on Work, Technology and Contemporary Living (2008)
 
A pamphlet which gathers short stories and essays, some of which have appeared in various places on line, including 'The Worker' in full, others of which are previously unpublished.
 
 
Paperback pamphlet, £4.99
 

 
 
THE PLAGIARIST (2008)
 
A riot of experimentation, THE PLAGIARIST is an example of contemporary theory in practice, melding Bloom’s theories on influence to a series of unreliable or schizophrenic narrators against a backdrop created by Frederic Jameson. With a narrative fabricated from the effluvia of the now, which continues the work started by Burroughs and developed by contemporaries like Kenji Siratori, this book demonstrates how postmodern society can cause the individual to lose themselves and the plot.
 
 
Hardback: £12.50

Paperback: £7.50

 
Limited edition paperback, signed and numbered available from Clinicality Press.
 
 
Neonbeam 4, which contains the exclusive story 'Heading South can also be purchased in  physical form for £3.75 from HERE.
 
 
 
 
 
Bad Houses (2006). Six short stories. Six houses, all of them bad in various ways. Six different scenarios or states of mind, all thematically connected, in that they each portray snapshots of everyday life. Using searing, lacerating and explosive prose, 'Bad Houses' takes the reader on a roller-coaster journey through the horrors of modern life and the human condition.
  
 
 
For a flavour of Bad Houses, 'Scum' can be found here. To purchase, click the tab below.
 
 
 
C.N.N. (2007). The avant-garde is alive and well... C.N.N., a collaboration between Christopher Nosnibor and Stuart Bateman is a multimedia work which gathers poetry, prose, collage and photography that simultaneously embodies the Postmodern Condition and challenges tradiotnal notions of 'authorship' and 'originality.'
 
 

 
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'A Call for Submission' This title was available for just 29 days from Feb 1 - 29 2008. 
 
A girl; a party; her friends; her boyfriend – ex boyfriend – and her potential boyfriend. What could make for a more fun and exciting evening? Diane is a troubled girl, for whom nothing is ever straightforward. Her history of eating disorders coupled with her fixation on body image, both her own and those of others, are all factors that complicate her struggle with herself and society. Taking a moment’s quiet respite from the social whirl should mean nothing at all, but for Diane, in the bat of a eyelid things start to turn ugly...


A dark and shocking story that picks at the scars of contemporary life, A Call for Submission is anything but a comfortable bedtime story.
 
 
A Call for Submission is no longer available.
e-texts and virtual publications...
 
Short stories:

NEW! 'Corrupted from Memory' is a postmodern retelling of Hamlet and can be found in A Dream of Stone (and Other Ghost Stories) available via Paraphilia books through Lulu in the UK and Amazon in the US.

NEW! His work's been featured in Paraphilia Magazine once again... Issue 12 features the Ballardian sci-fi piece 'The Sinking of Venice: A Catalyst for Global Panic'.

NEW! 'Blaming Bukowski' is a short splurge of filth and appears in issue 2 of the King Ink collective's zine I'm Afraid of Everyone.

NEW! 'Drinking Games' is a dark, cautionary tale, published at the Clinicality Press Blog/Zine.

'Torture Chamber' is another tale of everyday clinical brutality, and appears in issue eight of Paraphilia Magazine.


Christopher is back in Paraphilia Magazine again with another dark take on the everyday. Issue seven features a stellar array of writers, including Dire McCain, Craig Woods, Jim Lopez and Kenji Siratori, alongside Chris' story 'The Boss (aka Everyday Horrors)'.

Making another appearance in the ever-brilliant Paraphilia Magazine, Christopher's story 'Blood on My Hands' can be found, accompanied by some cracking artwork, in issue six.

Christopher is back with another fragmentary, experimental piece by the tile 'Fragments of Humanity' which appears in issue 4 of Paraphilia Magazine.

'Solitary Brother' is violent, nasty and misanthropic - quite a change from Christopher's regular output. Dave and Dire, the lovely editors of Paraphilia Magazine, have seen fit to include it in issue 2, which is available as a free and beautifully presented .PDF.
 
'The Gimp' is a dark, dark piece of sickness, and has, after years stowed on CN's hard-drive, crawled into the half-light of Paraphilia Magazine
 
'Christmas Party,' a short story / slice of literary filth about everyone's favourite social event on the calendar.
 
'Guinness' has been published in groovy on-line journal Black-Listed Magazine.
 
'All the Fun' features in issue 1 of The Toronto Quarterly. Read about this exciting new magazine here, or purchase it here.
 
'In My Area' is an abrasive short story set in Northern England. It can be found in Parasitic #9.
 
'We Think of the Past' was written shortly before work began on THE PLAGIARIST. It's a cross-genre amalgamation of theory and practice, and appears in issue 6 of the ever-brilliant Neonbeam.
 
'Playback in Real-time' is Christopher's first published piece of flash fiction, and is a harsh commentary on today's consumerist culture. Published as part of Bad marmalade's Flash Fiction week, it can be read here.
 
'Talk Talk Talk' is a direct, misanthropic first-person narrative that tells of the hell that is other people and the torture dressed as fun that is socalialising. It appears in Lit Up Magazine.
 
'The Worker.' An excerpt from the 8-day 'real-time' sequence which first appeared on Christopher's MySpace blog and will feature in its entirety in 'Postmodern Fragments.'
 
'Heading South' appears in issue 4 of Neonbeam.
 
'This is it' isn't so much of a story as a short prose piece that is what it is.
 
'Some Kind of Stranger' can be found in issue 2 of Geeek Magazine.
 
'Birthday' appears in issue 1 of Geeek magazine (Autum 2007) and is available at Geeek.co.uk.
 
A cut-up prose piece, which is in fact an extract from novel in progres The Plagiarist has made it on-line, and is entitled 'Goodbye Marseilles.'
 
'Afterhours,' a story written to the theme of '4AM' is currently on-line here.
 
'Memory Fragment' is taken from a much larger work which remains currently unpublished and which is temporarily on hold.
 
'An Ending' can be found here.
 
'On the Beach' is an uplifting story for summer.
 
 
Essays and miscellaneous:

NEW! Christopher interviews one of his heroes, the great man who is JG Thirlwell for issue 13 of Paraphilia Magazine. It's only accompanied by exclusive photos shot by legendary producer and keen lenseman Tony Visconti, thus rendering this piece the very apex of cool.

NEW! The Brothers Rat is the debut solo publication from King Ink's John D Chadwick. Christopher's review can be found on Amazon.

NEW! Christopher provides the plurbage for R. G. Johnson's latest offering, the potent poetry collection American Scrap Dragon.

NEW! Christopher raps with Clinicality boss Stuart Bateman about the brain-bending novella that is From Destinations Set and the arduous process of its creation on the Clinicality Blog/Zine.

NEW!
Women's lib? A bit of cheeky fun? Or just a rather lame excuse for fat girls to let it all hang out in public? Christopher makes waves about the ripples in the essay 'Why I Hate Burleqsue'.

NEW! Are you tired? Stressed? Struggling to manage your time? This short article will explain how, in a few simple steps, you can reclaim your life for YOU!

'Are You Receiving...?' Christopher provides the introduction to Antony Hitchin's eye-opening, mind-expanding volume of cut-up poetry Messages to Central Control, out now through Paraphilia Books.

'Ah Pook is Coming' is an exclusive interview with Burroughs Collaborator Malcolm Mc Neill and is featured in issue 11 of Paraphilia Magazine.

Music fans can get quite picky about their obscure microgenres. To the untrained ear, it's often hard to tell the difference. If you don't know your Crust Punk from your Screamo, don't worry, because help is at hand. '10 Obscure Musical Cross-Genres You've Probably Never Heard Of'.

There's something fishy about the latest TV advertisement for First Direct Bank. Christopher thinks he knows what is is.. Check the meaning.

Slow news day? Or a major event covered to complete overkill? There's always a reason for it.
So what's behind The 'News' Smokescreen?

Oh yes, Linkin park rock.. and they have a new sound for their new album! But how did they come up with it?
How Chester Bennington Created Linkin Park’s Brand New Sound.

Clinicality Press publish some great books. Christopher reviews their next - Kicks by Vincent Clasper.

There remains a stigma around self-publishing. Christopher argues that this is metre snobbery, and why the punk ethic is the future of literature. 'Self-Publication is not Vanity...'

An exercise in pedantry... 'Eat, Don't Hula.'

A strange sense of deja ecoute... 'Originality is Dead.'

One of the downsides of Social Networking must suely be the renewed interest in poetry... 'Social Networking and the Poetry Renaissance.'

Down with capitalism! Chriastopher on how to minimise the impact of the economic downturn.. by homebrewing: 'Why Homebrewing is the Way Forward.'

Too much spam, or just too many gullible people out there? '
Spam Fritters: Email Scams and Bogus Sob Stories' looks at popular forms of junk mail.

It's no secret that Christopher is into all things William Burroughs. Here, he reviews the latest Burroughs biography by Phil Baker.

Exploring the science, and the pseudoscience, of advertising, '
Made-up Nonsense for Sale: Sci-Fusion, the New Trend in Advertising' asks 'just what are we being sold here?'

'Just Step Sideways' is an article on music reviewing, and how the established practice of publishing reviews around the release date may not necessarily be the best way of assessing an album's merits.

Issue 7 of Eviscerator Heaven features the second part of the piece '50 Years of Cuts Ups.' Spanning 1980 - 2009, it's probably the most up-to-date piece of criticism of the method in the whole of the Internet!

Christopher is a huge fan of the poetry of Constance Stadler, and was delighted when she brought out her latest collection, the chapbook 'Paper Cuts.' Read the review here.

Christopher recently reviewed Clinicality Press' forthcoming publication, the ultra-hard-boiled tetective novel THE BASTARDIZER by Bill Thunder and is, quite frankly, loving his work. Read all about it here.

Always abreast of current affairs and a fan of conspiracy theories, Christopher was quick off the mark with '
Is Michael Jackason Really Dead? If So, Could Kanye West be Behind it?'

Talking business again... this time, considering corporate rebrands and the importance of choosing a good name in 'What's in a Name? Reinventing the Wheel to Create a Brand New Brand.'


Christopher recently conducted an interview with the editors of the mighty Paraphilia Magazine, which has been making waves despite only being two issues in. It can be found, in full, on the IAQ section of the site.
 
'50 Years of Cut-Ups (Part 1, 1959-1979)'. The first of a two-part article detailing a brief history of William Burorughs' ground-breaking technique which provided the inspiration for THE PLAGIARIST appears in Eviscerator Heaven # 6.
 
'Great Concepts that were Never Going to Work.' A number of ideas for projects and pitches for exciting new television programmes - many based on revised versions of existing hit shows - that never got off the drawing board - quite often for obvious reasons!
 
'Railing Against Transport Injustice.' As a committed tran-user, Christopher Nosnibor spaks out against the latest fare increases.
 
'Corporate Shame: Why the Credit Crunch Will Only Make So Much Difference to the Average Worker.' Not as Tabloid as title may suggest: in fact, this is real journalism...
 
'Controversy, Shock Tactics and... Nothing to Say' considers the attention-grabbing methods employed by the likes of Russell Brand and artist Sarah Maples  and asks 'what's the point'?
 
'10 Phrases You Need to Know to Get Ahead in Business' and '10 More Phrases You Need to Know to Get Ahead in Business' - an irreverent and spikily satirical look at corporate speak. A different version of these two pieces will feature in 'Postmodern Fragments.'
 
'Rip-Off Schemes: Agents, Publishers and Advice for Writers' provides a brief discussion of the various fronts for con-artists all too willing to take money from writers seeking fame and fortune - or even just publication and an audience.
 
'Cutting Up the Canon: William S. Burroughs and "Revision"' (October 2007) is an essay on the cut-up technique, devised by William Burroughs and Brion Gysin, which discusses the way the method functions a means of 'rewriting' existing texts. It can be found here.
 
'Blogging and the MySpace Generation: Gatecrashing Someone Else's Therapy Session' (November 2007) is available here.
 
'Underground Overground: 10 Essential Books On or From the Underground' can be found here.
 
'10 Red-Hot Tips...' is available here.
 
 
'Listmania! 10 Things You Need to Know About Contemporary Journalism' - an article in which Christopher discusses the motivation for writing 'Underground Overground,' '10 Red-Hot Tips' and '25 Things...' (December 2007)
 
Christmas wouldn't be the same without the office party. 'Hah, Bumbug!' exclaims Christopher Nosnibor defiantly.
 
'Literature is the New Rock 'n' Roll' - an essay on the problems facing writers in the 21st century.
 
Poems:
 
 
 
Other texts are also available on line, including lots of music reviews at WhisperinandHollerin. More links will be added shortly.